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Since I won’t be home later on tonight after I finish work (as I’m heading over to my parents to stay the night and enjoy the great almighty festive season tomorrow that is ‘Christmas’), I thought I’d say Merry Christmas to all you guys and girls, and other loyal readers of my blog (which will substantially increase throughout 2008).

Be safe, have lots of fun, cause that’s what christmas is all about. Just try not to over-do it, cause any fuckups etc, just drink, eat & be merry! pZ! Luke.

Doesn’t it fuck you off when literally -EVERY MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE- almost bowls you over -just- to get their grubby hands on some fucking useless $40 piece of crap mp3 player or whatever for their cunt of a kid thats also literally fucked them off all year round, and not apologize?

That hasn’t happened to me yet, not this year anyway, but I’ve seen the right royal anger on some people’s faces as I walk through the mall I work in, all of them hyped up, you know the type, the ‘not-impressed because i have to spend money on my kids now when i could be getting my own fat ass rubbed for free’, and all I can think is just grabbing something made of steel, and throwing it at them. Not that I’d do it, but it sounds funny.

Anyway, what a nice start to a blog post, I’m sure I’ve grabbed all my past readers attention again and a few newbies too! Hello to you all! Of course you’ve got to be safe this Christmas, don’t drink and drive (cause you might spill some eh bro! fuhuhu), nah what I am saying, be careless and rack them points up! lulz

Oh, for those who missed the one big almighty highlight of my year this year (being 2007), it would have to be my 24th birthday celebration of me jumping off the harbour bridge! Yep, no ropes, no support, nothing. And then somehow I stumbled into work the next day completely fine lol nah just kidding.

Here’s the video of me being a complete madd cunt jumping and crashlanding into the water:

How fucking awesome was that? Well to be honest it was over in a matter of seconds, but I did it! To be all fair I was really excited about jumping off all before my feet crept over the edge to see nothing but water, and then, you guessed it, my balls dropped lol.

Of course that didn’t stop me, got all that way, so I wasn’t going to disappoint myself and others. Next one I want to concour is a bungy down in Queenstown thats 134 metres long (the harbour bridge one was only about 40 metres if that) which lasts about a good 8-10 seconds, NOW THATS EXTREME! Haha.Well then, time for bed, stupid mall xmas hours keeping open from 9am till 10pm even tomorrow and sunday, ah well more money to be earnt for me pZ! Luke.

Why Hello!

Long time no see! Where the hell have I been?!?

Hahaha long lost thats where.

Wow, such a lot has happened over the past year, from moving out of my first ever flat back into my parents, then back into a new flat, to getting a retail sales job, and almost throwing my computer out the window due to the ever so popular (and new) operating system Windows Vista, I’ve been lazy as hell!

Where to start, well how about flatting. It’s a good experience, especially all the freedom you get (aka no motherfucking parents breathing down your back lol). Of course, it teaches you a lot of shit, especially keeping your shit intact, why not to get drunk the night before work times infinity, and you get to meet new people which is great.

Of course there are downsides, mainly being the flatmates you live with (in USA you guys/girls call them ‘roommates’ lol) and the ‘troubles’ you run into mainly with people not cleaning up after themselves, or just being uptight pricks that expect -you- to do everything.

Bah, my current flat rocks, I’m now residing in West Auckland, where it’s very laid back, yet busy as hell due to my (newish) job for a small/medium-sized retailer. Work has been great, even though I only started just over 6 months ago, I have learnt a shitload when it comes to selling face-to-face, including all the special sales techniques.

You may have noticed the tagline under the title at the top of the page Clickbank Affiliate Marketer, well I have mentioned this big merchant in my past blog posts but never really dwelled into it enough, so since I’m relaunching, you’ll get to read all about my experience with affiliate marketing, clickbank, adwords, and lots more. Who knows, I may even share a marketing technique + post some screenshots of earnings like every other affiliate marketer out there lol.

Anyway, this is the relaunch post, so keep this page bookmarked because over the next few weeks (and months down the line), I will be posting here a LOT. I’m going to try to aim to post at least 10 times a week minimum with all the latest crap I’ve been doing, also you will be seeing a shitload of new content coming through including video blogs, photo gallerys, and heaps of other shit I can’t think of right now lol.

Also, feel free to leave a comment below! I know the site design is basic as fuck, but I’m wanting to get back into blogging hardout and I’m having far too many mindblocks with designing a decent layout, so this will do for now. pZ! Luke.